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gagasm:

I wish I were rich. Because I could do stuff like this all the time.

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peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

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sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

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