Paperweights

partybarackisinthehousetonight: here is a graph of the reasons i’ve broken up with people in the...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:59:44 -0400

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

here is a graph of the reasons i’ve broken up with people in the past. this is the ex-axis and this is the why-axis

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:58:14 -0400

rocknrolljunkie989: have you ever thought you meant a lot to someone and then you find out that...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:46:34 -0400

rocknrolljunkie989:

have you ever thought you meant a lot to someone and then you find out that you’re just one person out of so many others that they talk to, and compared to the way they talk to the other people, you’re really just nothing?

hazelgracelancaster: when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:46:15 -0400

hazelgracelancaster:

when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and

boys

freshuclub: azuleuh: xxx ✩

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:45:16 -0400

freshuclub:

azuleuh:

xxx

✩

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:56:11 -0400

jinxley: i tried to invoke the powers of jesus on my history...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:55:54 -0400

jinxley:

i tried to invoke the powers of jesus on my history test but the lord has failed me

thegardenfox: awesomephilia: This little kid fell and the seal...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:55:47 -0400

thegardenfox:

awesomephilia:

This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her

“Look at me I’m beautiful and graceful and oh shit kid you ok”

what-id-wear: What I’d Wear : The Outfit...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:54:12 -0400

what-id-wear:

What I’d Wear : The Outfit Database

(original : A House in the Hills )

speedwalking: have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:52:16 -0400

speedwalking:

have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps

jedi-master-shota: hate-my-human: secretcallgirl: kokilax: ra...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:51:56 -0400

jedi-master-shota:

hate-my-human:

secretcallgirl:

kokilax:

randomizeyourmind:

Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”

Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.

Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.

When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.”

- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof

REBLOGGING THIS. x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

A medieval device for a medieval deed - yes.

This is perfect

eatcleanmakechanges: Don’t underestimate the power of touch.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:48:40 -0400

eatcleanmakechanges:

Don’t underestimate the power of touch.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:48:26 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:48:14 -0400

jellyrolland: OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:48:02 -0400

jellyrolland:

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

snapchatting: fuck u and ur better version of my failed text post

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:47:24 -0400

snapchatting:

fuck u and ur better version of my failed text post

psyducked: I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:42:53 -0400

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

eatcleanmakechanges: please-love-yourself-first: Thin...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:41:59 -0400

eatcleanmakechanges:

please-love-yourself-first:

Thin Mints

just three ingredients

better for you than Girl Scout brand…(but yes, support them too :)

ashketchurn: i put the sad in quesadilla

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:41:12 -0400

ashketchurn:

i put the sad in quesadilla

lameborghini: why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:40:42 -0400

lameborghini:

why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is